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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Mar 19, 2006 22:27:02 GMT -5
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
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Post by [UsF]BlindPlague on Mar 21, 2006 15:17:08 GMT -5
yo jerry whats up? how do i join your clan thing? ;D
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Mar 21, 2006 15:38:11 GMT -5
ur in
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Post by [UsF]BlindPlague on Mar 21, 2006 16:01:15 GMT -5
ok what our main Server to play on in BF2? ;D
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Mar 28, 2006 21:30:56 GMT -5
dont have one yet
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Mar 29, 2006 21:03:51 GMT -5
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Apr 24, 2006 18:00:25 GMT -5
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Post by [UsF]Lago_1337_M4574 on Apr 25, 2006 20:15:08 GMT -5
In the dark realms of this world the banana was cloned and is stilled cloned to this day the banana shall never perish for there will always be more and more. just so you know the banana cannot loose and cannot be slain unless you nuke the whole world twice and make sure that neo japan is searched and destroyed for banana refuges... as you can see it will never end... prepare to see a picture that one of my spies managed to send in before we lost contact to him. In this photo you can clearly see banana leaders making a deal to take the next step into world domination...
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Apr 26, 2006 13:55:21 GMT -5
God Damit
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Post by [UsF]singmachine on Apr 26, 2006 18:49:46 GMT -5
LOL........................Luis sometimes you just dazzle me with your stupidness. How come you almost never act like that at school. It is only the times when you have the OPIUM on you, that you sunck through illegally. I am calling el presidente and have you deported......................................LOL
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Apr 27, 2006 18:43:38 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by [UsF]Lago_1337_M4574 on Apr 27, 2006 19:37:39 GMT -5
yeah very funny
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Post by [UsF]stuman922 on Apr 28, 2006 15:15:56 GMT -5
i simply wanna say that Lago is a freaking God for finding the picture because 5 people were killed because of that picture, it proves that the bananas are conspiring against the humans and only by eating them all and making banana splits of torture will we prevail, dont let them take u.....(KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK)"WE KNOW UR IN THERE STUMAN COME OUT OR WE WILL KILL U" "u will never take me banana scum, i wont go down without a fight. unknown to u i invested in a monkey farm just for this reasons so bring it on." ( door is knocked down) guys i will hopefully survive to tell the evils of the banana, but never forget THEY DO EXIST....take this you.....................................................................................................................................
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on Apr 28, 2006 15:46:41 GMT -5
hmmm
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Post by [UsF]bobopectomagor on May 3, 2006 15:41:44 GMT -5
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >
with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
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